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Celebrating 25 years of faithful ministry
You Know You're Getting Old When...
- 1. You don't comb your hair anymore; you arrange it.
- 2. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
- 3. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- 4. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
- 5. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
- 6. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
- 7. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
- 8. Your back goes out but you stay home.
- 9. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
- 10. When working is less fun and having fun is more work.
