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You Know You're Getting Old When...
1. You don't comb your hair anymore; you arrange it.
2. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
3. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
4. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
5. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
6. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
7. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
8. Your back goes out but you stay home.
9. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
10. When working is less fun and having fun is more work.
Has pastor called you and forgotten why he called?